I've Been Tagged
1) My rabbit Penelope will claw the carpet and chew on the woodwork when she wants me to get out of bed and feed her
2) I used to live in this huge house on campus with all these boho hippies. I think there were 35 people that lived there in the 3 years I was there. One guy would make herbal concoctions all day and another housemate mistook his 'petroleum-free petroleum jelly' for salad dressing! We heard this girl used to live there who was a fruititarian, and ate only fruit. Then she changed to a breathetarian! I could go on all day!
3) I drive an 84 Caprice classic my cousin gave me. It has no headliner, the windshield wipers don't work, there is duct tape around the radio, which doesn't work anyway, bashed up fender from when I hit a guardrail while yakking on my cell. The latest thing is the driver side door won't open and the window won't roll down, which means I can't go to drive thru's any more! Oh yeah and it leaks when it rains.
4) Steinway, my other bunny, will flick his back paws in the air when he's disgusted with me. It's his way of saying 'talk to the hand'.
5) I speak in tongues and 'run the aisles' at church.